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Tulip gig - coping mechanisms
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
The Somalians!
Just in case you meet a pirate!
SOMALI
Somali Handbook (Dunwoody Press, 1992) (supplied by Mark Wise)
Do you have any valuables?
Wax qiimo leh ma sidataa?
Do not be afraid
Ha baqin
I won't hurt you
Waxba kuu dhimi mayo
Put your hands over your head!
Gacmaha madaxa saar!
Are the snakes here dangerous?
Masaska halkaan khatar miyaa?
I must operate on you
Waa inaan ku qalaa
We must bury her
Waa inaan duugnaa isagaComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIsn't the reason they're paying you several hundred pounds a day that you CAN work much faster than they're used to? I do know what you mean, just playing devil's advocate, but while I'd feel OK learning some new tech I wouldn't be comfortable being paid to work on something for a different client (me).Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIsn't the reason they're paying you several hundred pounds a day that you CAN work much faster than they're used to? I do know what you mean, just playing devil's advocate, but while I'd feel OK learning some new tech I wouldn't be comfortable being paid to work on something for a different client (me).Comment
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If it was fixed-payment work then it would be different of course.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostHey, Admin, you must have some tips for how to cope with a dreadful gig.
Actually I wrote / modified a program that fixed the majority of their issues then went down the pub with the others for 2 hour lunches.
Looked for a way to fix other issues using the most exciting solution I could find.
Spent too much time on CUK.Comment
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If I know the gig is a car crash in slow motion I quickly take charge and put as much effort as possible to get it back on track. This ensures that i become indispensable to the gig.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostIf I know the gig is a car crash in slow motion I quickly take charge and put as much effort as possible to get it back on track. This ensures that i become indispensable to the gig.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I sometimes write games into the code. Some games that worked well were
Ultima - a two player chess variation
Pharm-opoly - a variation on monopoly
BinLaden - a single player cave clearing op in MSaccess
currently working on Robo wars, but I cant get fruit machine wheels to work properly. too much flicker(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThis is me currently.Comment
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