Ok, looks like most of you spend most of time trying to impress everyone by being very witty, so lets vote and find out who succeeded.
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59AtW3.39%2Chico15.25%9DimPrawn10.17%6zeitghost6.78%4sasguru3.39%2Milan1.69%1hyperD11.86%7xoggoth15.25%9Other18.64%11I have no sense of humour13.56%8 -
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Ah, forgot to add note for dummies - Chico you can actually choose more than one person because these are multiple choice checkboxes.Comment
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OI!!! Why can I only vote for myself once?? That's not fair!!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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modesty prevents me mentioning the wittiest(by far) occasional poster.
ahem !
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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I know the first on the list is actually the worst. Can I vote for the least witty person?I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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