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Better than your mail order groom !Originally posted by sasguruWhy, if it isn't Lord Loser. Defaulted on your mortgage yet? Don't worry, when it happens, I'll make you a "reasonable" offer.
PS How's your mail-order bride doing?

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Why, if it isn't Lord Loser. Defaulted on your mortgage yet? Don't worry, when it happens, I'll make you a "reasonable" offer.Originally posted by lORD lUCANYou as many are one of the black community. Start your own pole, while they play with theirs. BTW, agreed with the SAS comment, more of a feckwit than anything else. Cue SAS
PS How's your mail-order bride doing?
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Why are there no Daleks on the list? I am renowned all over the Skaro system for my wit. For example:
There's these two vortisaurs sitting on a mutant. The one turns to the other and says, "can you smell gumblejack?"
It's the way I tell them.
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Nah - Not miserable enough.Originally posted by NumptycornerEvery normal person should take it upon themsleves to befriend a Geek. Look beyond the comedy socks and geeky exterior.
A typical CUK Geek:

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Every normal person should take it upon themsleves to befriend a Geek. Look beyond the comedy socks and geeky exterior.
A typical CUK Geek:
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Correct. And if I did, I doubt any of you miserable geeks would even make the shortlist.Originally posted by The Lone GunmanBenn0, you don't even have cyber mates.
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Benn0, you don't even have cyber mates.Originally posted by benn0Good - If I want to be witty I can do it with my real mates instead my cyber mates. Then again if I only had cyber mates.....
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Good - If I want to be witty I can do it with my real mates instead my cyber mates. Then again if I only had cyber mates.....Originally posted by zeitghostWit isn't the first thing that springs into anyone's mind when you log onto this forum...
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You as many are one of the black community. Start your own pole, while they play with theirs. BTW, agreed with the SAS comment, more of a feckwit than anything else. Cue SASOriginally posted by Andywwhere's my name then ?
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I'm voted for DimPrawn, I see him as a kind of Bobby Davro for the white van man.
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