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Numptycorner replied

16 August 2006, 11:58
Did you get her on an FTV? (Fook Tranny Visa)
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lORD lUCAN replied

16 August 2006, 11:40
Originally posted by sasguru

Why, if it isn't Lord Loser. Defaulted on your mortgage yet? Don't worry, when it happens, I'll make you a "reasonable" offer.
PS How's your mail-order bride doing?

Better than your mail order groom !
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sasguru replied

16 August 2006, 11:35
Originally posted by lORD lUCAN

You as many are one of the black community. Start your own pole, while they play with theirs. BTW, agreed with the SAS comment, more of a feckwit than anything else. Cue SAS

Why, if it isn't Lord Loser. Defaulted on your mortgage yet? Don't worry, when it happens, I'll make you a "reasonable" offer.
PS How's your mail-order bride doing?
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Emperor Dalek replied

16 August 2006, 10:46
Why are there no Daleks on the list? I am renowned all over the Skaro system for my wit. For example:

There's these two vortisaurs sitting on a mutant. The one turns to the other and says, "can you smell gumblejack?"

It's the way I tell them.
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Numptycorner replied

16 August 2006, 10:45
Most Geeks are happy
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benn0 replied

16 August 2006, 10:39
Originally posted by Numptycorner

Every normal person should take it upon themsleves to befriend a Geek. Look beyond the comedy socks and geeky exterior.

A typical CUK Geek:

Nah - Not miserable enough.
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Numptycorner replied

16 August 2006, 10:06
Every normal person should take it upon themsleves to befriend a Geek. Look beyond the comedy socks and geeky exterior.

A typical CUK Geek:
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benn0 replied

16 August 2006, 10:03
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Benn0, you don't even have cyber mates.

Correct. And if I did, I doubt any of you miserable geeks would even make the shortlist.
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The Lone Gunman replied

16 August 2006, 10:00
Originally posted by benn0

Good - If I want to be witty I can do it with my real mates instead my cyber mates. Then again if I only had cyber mates.....

Benn0, you don't even have cyber mates.
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benn0 replied

16 August 2006, 09:55
Originally posted by zeitghost

Wit isn't the first thing that springs into anyone's mind when you log onto this forum...

Good - If I want to be witty I can do it with my real mates instead my cyber mates. Then again if I only had cyber mates.....
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lORD lUCAN replied

16 August 2006, 09:49
Originally posted by Andyw

where's my name then ?

You as many are one of the black community. Start your own pole, while they play with theirs. BTW, agreed with the SAS comment, more of a feckwit than anything else. Cue SAS
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Churchill replied

16 August 2006, 09:38
Ajp
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Numptycorner replied

16 August 2006, 09:34
I'm voted for DimPrawn, I see him as a kind of Bobby Davro for the white van man.
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Andyw replied

16 August 2006, 09:29
Notice Sasguru gets the lowest " I have no sense of humour" vote !
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Numptycorner replied

16 August 2006, 09:29
If wit was sh1t.....
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