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    #21
    Originally posted by Numptycorner
    Every normal person should take it upon themsleves to befriend a Geek. Look beyond the comedy socks and geeky exterior.

    A typical CUK Geek:
    Nah - Not miserable enough.

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      #22
      Most Geeks are happy

      I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

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        #23
        Why are there no Daleks on the list? I am renowned all over the Skaro system for my wit. For example:

        There's these two vortisaurs sitting on a mutant. The one turns to the other and says, "can you smell gumblejack?"

        It's the way I tell them.

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          #24
          Originally posted by lORD lUCAN
          You as many are one of the black community. Start your own pole, while they play with theirs. BTW, agreed with the SAS comment, more of a feckwit than anything else. Cue SAS
          Why, if it isn't Lord Loser. Defaulted on your mortgage yet? Don't worry, when it happens, I'll make you a "reasonable" offer.
          PS How's your mail-order bride doing?
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #25
            Originally posted by sasguru
            Why, if it isn't Lord Loser. Defaulted on your mortgage yet? Don't worry, when it happens, I'll make you a "reasonable" offer.
            PS How's your mail-order bride doing?
            Better than your mail order groom !

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              #26
              Did you get her on an FTV? (Fook Tranny Visa)
              I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

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