Originally posted by Numptycorner
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I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?Comment
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Why are there no Daleks on the list? I am renowned all over the Skaro system for my wit. For example:
There's these two vortisaurs sitting on a mutant. The one turns to the other and says, "can you smell gumblejack?"
It's the way I tell them.Comment
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Why, if it isn't Lord Loser. Defaulted on your mortgage yet? Don't worry, when it happens, I'll make you a "reasonable" offer.Originally posted by lORD lUCANYou as many are one of the black community. Start your own pole, while they play with theirs. BTW, agreed with the SAS comment, more of a feckwit than anything else. Cue SAS
PS How's your mail-order bride doing?
Hard Brexit now!
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Better than your mail order groom !Originally posted by sasguruWhy, if it isn't Lord Loser. Defaulted on your mortgage yet? Don't worry, when it happens, I'll make you a "reasonable" offer.
PS How's your mail-order bride doing?

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Did you get her on an FTV? (Fook Tranny Visa)
I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?Comment
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