Yuletide marriage guidance

[mudskipper]

To be clear, I love my husband and I don't want to divorce (or kill) him.

However, it would be nice if he, just occasionally, said something that wasn't a criticism.

[TestMangler]

Just go and make him a cup of tea, theres a good girl......

[mudskipper]

Just go and make him a cup of tea, theres a good girl......

He calls tea 'Devil's wee'.

I can't win

[TestMangler]

Don't complicate matters woman....just get back in the kitchen (The cup of tea is a mere diversion)

[mudskipper]

Feck it, I'm off to bed.

I'll leave him to Match of the Day.

[greenlake]

[AtW]

I'll leave him to Match of the Day.

You don't have Sky Sports HD?

[NotAllThere]

You've loaded the dishwasher wrong
The brussel sprouts could have done with a bit longer
You've cross threaded the lid on the cranberry jelly
Did you have to put the sandwich toaster there?
You're treading mud into the carpet
Who finished the toilet paper and didn't bring a new one up?
You've put the butter back in the wrong place
You've tipped the Pringles sideways
Can you shut the door? You're always leaving it open

They sound much more like girly complaints.

Butter has a "place"?

[mudskipper]

They sound much more like girly complaints.

Butter has a "place"?

He "arranged" the fridge. I put the butter back on the wrong shelf.

[mudskipper]

You don't have Sky Sports HD?

We do. But he still likes to watch Match of the Day.