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Whining permie managerman wants 'transparency' on contractor costs

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    #21
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Yes, Playboy bunnies that wash the contractormobile don't come cheap. I think actuallyb they just pretend to ...
    Don't forget :

    Butler,
    Cook,
    Housekeeper,
    Masseuse,
    Chauffeur,
    PA,
    Ladies/Gentlemen of negotiable affection (assorted),
    Ambiance Technician.

    You probably have more but I would think this is the bare minimum required.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Good, I was about to say it´d be nice to have some transparency from the laydee contractors.
      I'm not so much of a shoes and handbag gal meself (I can't bring myself to blow 2k on a set myself).

      I do like a nice perfume mind.

      So -
      • Roja Dove perfume - one that makes me feel professional and just a little bit dirty (you can cut that bit out...).
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #23
        Don't forget;

        Keeping the outdoor pool warm isn't cheap in winter.
        Nor is gritting the miles of drive.
        Cat food - for the pride of lions (they won't eat permies or agents so it has to be fresh zebra every week).

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          #24
          Duck house

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            #25
            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            • Roja Dove perfume - one that makes me feel just a little bit dirty (you can cut that bit out...).
            As you asked.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #26
              CUK subscription

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                #27
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                As you asked.
                Oh no, I don't mind - you just said to OG that laudanum may be a stretch too far.
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #28
                  Private helicopter hire for Kloster's skiing week.
                  merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    Oh no, I don't mind - you just said to OG that laudanum may be a stretch too far.
                    ..and put the shoes and bag back on the list while you're at it. Let's push the boat out
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      #30
                      Shoes (for the racehorse)
                      +50 Xeno Geek Points
                      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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