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    #11
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Admin is the Fairy Godmother.

    We need songs.
    I suggest, when things go wrong for our hero, k*nt and the gang, ****sticks - a truly inspired song, although not one I'm going to google a link to from the office

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      #12
      Why do we have to have songs?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        CllientCo were going to do a Nativity Play but they couldn't locate three wise men or a virgin...



        IT'S BEHIND YOU!

        WHAT IS?

        YOUR CAREER ....

        Merry Saturnalia Everyone
        My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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          #14
          Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
          CllientCo were going to do a Nativity Play but they couldn't locate three wise men or a virgin...
          But some sheep and a baby didn't pose any problems?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            I'll be the wicked stepmother.

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              #16
              We need two stupid henchmen to assist the villain.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #17
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                We need two stupid henchmen to assist the villain.
                Russell and KentPhilip ?
                Join IPSE

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
                  CllientCo were going to do a Nativity Play but they couldn't locate three wise men or a virgin...



                  IT'S BEHIND YOU!

                  WHAT IS?

                  YOUR CAREER ....

                  Merry Saturnalia Everyone
                  That reminds me of the initial design for last year's panto:

                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #19
                    Could I be the Grim Reaper please? I know it's not a common panto character but apparently I have the personality for it. Maybe a guest appearance?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                      We need two stupid henchmen to assist the villain.
                      Surely Sas and Suity.....
                      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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