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Oh for bloody hell's sake... (Christmas Thread)
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The Goons were brilliant!Originally posted by vetran View Postcomplain to the noise abatement officer at the Council & PRS
PRS for Music
I doubt that is legal or the PRS will want a chunk of cash for it.
There are some crackers here :
Top 10 worst Christmas songs ever, fact: Mr Blobby to Destiny's Child | Metro News
not sure about the Goons though, I think they missed the point of the song!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Indeed, for some reason I was thinking of Jeff Beck at the time....Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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My old man used to have an LP called "It's a Wurlitzer Christmas" featuring all the Christmas classics played by Klaus Wunderlich on his Wurlitzer organ.
Must have a dig around in the attic. It was so bad it was good.Comment
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Was that his real name?Originally posted by wurzel View PostMy old man used to have an LP called "It's a Wurlitzer Christmas" featuring all the Christmas classics played by Klaus Wunderlich on his Wurlitzer organ.
Must have a dig around in the attic. It was so bad it was good.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I like the muppets versionOriginally posted by DaveB View PostCarol of the Bells and I Believe in Father Christmas ( Jeff Lake) are the only ones I find remotely acceptable. The rest are all Bollocks
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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A friend is working on a Christian Christmas song as a bit of fun. Not sure if he's going to make it publicly available but I'll keep an eye/ear out.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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When I was out in Holland at Christmas time there was always a spanish sounding song playing on the radio in the local bars (I was either at work or in the bar in those days) and I remember the owner telling me it was a Christmas song - what's it called?Comment
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