I think I will give the thread a Twirl and try it out for size!
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Nuts! Whole hazel nuts!
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I'll be ready with my curly wurly.Originally posted by doodab View PostAll this humour will have the ladies wanting to drop their snickers.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I am not very good at these clever word threads being a Yorkie.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Sod it, I'm taking a Time Out from all this.
I'll be back on After Eight.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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We seem to have lost the Fruit and Nut theme somehow. Lots of chocolate bars being named that contain more caramel than nuts.
Still, it's been a Bounty-full thread.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I'd noticed that, too.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWe seem to have lost the Fruit and Nut theme somehow. Lots of chocolate bars being named that contain more caramel than nuts.
Still, it's been a Bounty-full thread.
Normal chocolate bars are a Dime-a-dozen.Comment
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It has, could end up being the best thread in the Milky Way.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWe seem to have lost the Fruit and Nut theme somehow. Lots of chocolate bars being named that contain more caramel than nuts.
Still, it's been a Bounty-full thread.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Indeed, the best thread in our Galaxy.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIt has, could end up being the best thread in the Milky Way.
(you cross them over, I'll head them in)And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I'd be worried it would have gone a bit crunchie.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostMake me fart so I try avoid them.
I did get one stuck in my ear as a kid though, mum took me to the doctors. Couldn't reach it to pull it out with tweezers and the like and said he was going to operate. Thankfully the nurse came in, had one look, poured chocolate in and it came out a Treat.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I'll stay on Topic if you will.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWe seem to have lost the Fruit and Nut theme somehow. Lots of chocolate bars being named that contain more caramel than nuts.
Still, it's been a Bounty-full thread.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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