Programmer Anarchy

[northernladuk]

Gosh. He's brave isn't he?

or stupid and I know which of those I would put money on.

[eek]

Ah you're a dabbler are you? Data tables? Did you learn to type on a type writer in the 60s?

I've been choking down pole all morning. The pricing is a bit wrong and I have to fix it by 5pm or it gets pulled from the release.

Data tables. What outputs are needed? Jesus Christ, are you 12 impersonating an adult? There's something not right here.

So your code has screwed up the pricing model and you don't know how to fix it. At least you've got plenty of time to google and find the solution now.....

[CheeseSlice]

This thread is a bit like:

[DirtyDog]

Erm, we're all office geeks here. A proper man's job would be something like fireman, oil rig worker, deep sea diver, special forces soldier or north Atlantic fisherman. All too cold and painful for any of us.

Didn't we have a special forces soldier / RAF pilot / Arctic explorer / superhero here once (or twice)? That sounds like a man's job / work of fiction.

[Bellona]

Erm, we're all office geeks here. A proper man's job would be something like fireman, oil rig worker, deep sea diver, special forces soldier or north Atlantic fisherman. All too cold and painful for any of us.

Oh Dear ! at the risk of coming across as a bra burning feminist, none of the above is the sole premise of a "real man's job". Any of these can, and are, done by women also.

Granted, in small numbers (in the Atlantic fisher(wo)man example very small!).

Off to hide now cause im sure there's a on it's way !

[suityou01]

Oh Dear ! at the risk of coming across as a bra burning feminist, none of the above is the sole premise of a "real man's job". Any of these can, and are, done by women also.

Granted, in small numbers (in the Atlantic fisher(wo)man example very small!).

Off to hide now cause im sure there's a on it's way !

2 sugars please.

[Mich the Tester]

2 sugars please.

[Bellona]

2 sugars please.

Coffee ?
Man up !

[DirtyDog]

Coffee ?
Man up !

Sick note Suity needs the two sugars in his Lemsip to take the nasty taste away.

[suityou01]

Go and lick yer balls.