Programmer Anarchy

[Damon]

Calm down dears...it's just a forum....

[suityou01]

I design the screen layouts, confirm which data tables are to be updated, explain what outputs are needed, I explain to the users what will happen and why, and how it fits into their work process, i decide what will and what will not be devliered based on identified business benefits, I create documentation to develop from and user manuals to learn from.

- I assume you are saying this becasue I have PM in my username?

when in fact that does not stand for Project Manager

What do you do apart from end all sentences with an upward inflection and eat vegamite sandwiches

Mate?

Piss merchant?

[aussielong]

Calm down, calm down. It's an anonymous forum. Nobody cares.

How can someone which such basic wit, have become admin on this site?

[MicrosoftBob]

Piss merchant?

I thought it might be Pie Muncher ???

[DodgyAgent]

How can someone which such basic wit, have become admin on this site?

Don't ask

[aussielong]

I design the screen layouts, confirm which data tables are to be updated, explain what outputs are needed, I explain to the users what will happen and why, and how it fits into their work process, i decide what will and what will not be devliered based on identified business benefits, I create documentation to develop from and user manuals to learn from.

- I assume you are saying this becasue I have PM in my username?

when in fact that does not stand for Project Manager

What do you do apart from end all sentences with an upward inflection and eat vegamite sandwiches

Mate?

Ah you're a dabbler are you? Data tables? Did you learn to type on a type writer in the 60s?

I've been choking down pole all morning. The pricing is a bit wrong and I have to fix it by 5pm or it gets pulled from the release.

Data tables. What outputs are needed? Jesus Christ, are you 12 impersonating an adult? There's something not right here.

[original PM]

Ah you're a dabbler are you? Data tables? Did you learn to type on a type writer in the 60s?

I've been choking down pole all morning. The pricing is a bit wrong and I have to fix it by 5pm or it gets pulled from the release.

Data tables. What outputs are needed? Jesus Christ, are you 12 impersonating an adult? There's something not right here.

I was not born in the 60's!!!

but you say things like data tables, outputs needed - there is something wrong here...

What is a system but a container for data which is needed to run your business?

What use is a container full of data if you cannot get the data out in a manner which allows the business to understand trends and make informed decisions based on that data?


But rather than me carry on , you tell me why a business uses a system (any system will do).

[cojak]

How can someone which such basic wit, have become admin on this site?

Gosh. He's brave isn't he?

[original PM]

Gosh. He's brave isn't he?

You have ruined my fun...

but i forgive you!

[SimonMac]

How can someone which such basic wit, have become admin on this site?

She is just a mod, not an admin

HTH BIDI