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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Did Smac do it?
    nope someone else with complicity of little PM....

    it may not be an issue (where may is a less than 0.000000001% chance) but it may be and it invalidates a lot of work (by others not me which is how come I'm only just aware).
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #12
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Nokia Siemens Networks. Fantastic company, good competent process oriented people. Working with a complex on shore/offshore model. Granted the programme manager was a bit shouty (being an ex army type) but he ran a tight ship.

      Now would sir care for garlic mayo or chilli sauce?
      The telecoms industry needs to become more comfortable with failure if is to innovate, an executive head of Nokia Siemens Networks has said. Bosco Novak, chief of customer operations and executive board member at NSN told the audience on the second day of the Broadband World Forum that being allowed to fail will help foster a culture of innovation.
      So they probably had failure built in and so the project was therefore successful, fail.
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        #13
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        So they probably had failure built in and so the project was therefore successful, fail.
        You're trying to wriggle out of it now aren't you?
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #14
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Did Smac do it?
          Nah, they have yet to realise after 6 months I in fact do very little, that what I do do (snigger) I make sure there is a big song and dance at how under pressure I am making sure I am critical to the project when in fact like Homer Simpson I can be replaced by a bird pressing a keyboard

          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            You're trying to wriggle out of it now aren't you?
            Nah, SY01 probably has a sticky-outy which means there's no fluff...
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #16
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Nah, SY01 probably has a sticky-outy which means there's no fluff...
              Nope, mine has it's own echo
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #17
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                Nah, SY01 probably has a sticky-outy which means there's no fluff...
                Erm... that's not his belly button.

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                  #18
                  Flippin' heck!

                  I don't expect to hear much beyond the job ad.

                  "Yes we know what the, err, 'users' want because this is what we want to code. What? Did we talk to them? Are you mad?!? They'll just confuse matters. We tell them to RTFM. Who's going to write the manual? I neither know nor care..."
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    Flippin' heck!

                    I don't expect to hear much beyond the job ad.

                    "Yes we know what the, err, 'users' want because this is what we want to code. What? Did we talk to them? Are you mad?!? They'll just confuse matters. We tell them to RTFM. Who's going to write the manual? I neither know nor care..."
                    Back on track. If you have very good developers you could probably get them spending a year or two developing a product slowly doing less and less development and more and more support until they are snowed under with support and it all falls over.....
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                      #20
                      ok so you will spend all day in meetings with users, stakeholders and data center guys/gals - when u gonna write the code?
                      This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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