And another thing!

[Ticktock]

I'm not certain I'd want my sommelier coming into the traps with me. Or would he open the champers and hand it to me as I walked in?

[Old Greg]

I'm not certain I'd want my sommelier coming into the traps with me. Or would he open the champers and hand it to me as I walked in?

A deaf-blind midget is the preferred option.

[doodab]

I'm not certain I'd want my sommelier coming into the traps with me. Or would he open the champers and hand it to me as I walked in?

Surely you don't propose to wipe your own backside?

[d000hg]

I'm sure if you report this serious matter to HR they will launch a full-scale H&S assessment and then send out an all-staff email on the matter. You might even get a gold star for reporting this serious breach.

[Ticktock]

Surely you don't propose to wipe your own backside?

I wouldn't have my sommelier do that. That would put the Keeper of the Used Banknotes out of work, and he's a nice chap.

[oscarose]

I don't want your fricking germs you ignorant *******

Acceptance of others is the key here old boy.

A few times this week a certain person in the office visited the WC and didn't wash his hands and strolled straight back into meetings...

[doodab]

Acceptance of others is the key here old boy.

A few times this week a certain person in the office visited the WC and didn't wash his hands and strolled straight back into meetings...

That's OK if you only have a piss.

[vetran]

As a contractor ?:

The Royal Penis is clean on Vimeo

[northernladuk]

An excellent idea. Ideally one would have one of those ice buckets on a stand, then take the whole lot to the gents and drink well chilled champagne out of the bottle while taking daily dump and posting on CUK. All on client time as well.

You, sir, are most certainly cut out for contracting.

[SeekingIT]

They are not refilling them, they are merely rinsing out after having a pee in them