Stamping your authority on subordinates

[aussielong]

+1



Next time its probably best not to describe what you see in the mirror....

You're a bit out of your depth taking me on, aren't you?

[NotAllThere]

You're a bit out of your depth taking me on, aren't you?

Most people can cope with the toddler pool.

[eek]

You're a bit out of your depth taking me on, aren't you?

Nope just confirming to Mudskipper that that is MyUserName's hobby.

As for being out of my depth I was swimming in the deep end when you were still wearing nappies. By the looks of it nothing has changed although your nappies are now jumbo size....

Now run along back to mummy and let the big boys continue playing....

[aussielong]

Nope just confirming to Mudskipper that that is MyUserName's hobby.

As for being out of my depth I was swimming in the deep end when you were still wearing nappies. By the looks of it nothing has changed although your nappies are now jumbo size....

Now run along back to mummy and let the big boys continue playing....

Big boys? Nappies? Mummying? Are you making some weird kind of offer here?

Woop Woop Woop lingham style.

[MyUserName]

By the way , what are you wearing?

My money is on a leather trench coat, sunglasses and DrMartens. Also, I see a receding hairline and a pony tail. And I suspect you listen to death metal very loud on your headphones in work.

Like I said, these chat up lines really need work!

My money's on a suit of armour, with a very large sword!

[northernladyuk]

Like I said, these chat up lines really need work!

Not where he hangs out, they don't.

[russell]

Got an ex contractor who couldn't cut it and came permie, given a stretching project to try and see if he's as good as he says (which he's not) but nothing that should trouble him, doesn't play well with others and doesn't seem to know the chain of command, what I say goes as he may think he is the big I am, but I KNOW I am the big I am in the place.

How do I get through to the socially awkward ex contractor?

Who hired him? If it was you then you are a poor judge of talent, this usually means you are talent less yourself. But wait you already have deemed him not good enough before letting him complete his project. You are impatient and you prejudge people. I would fire you or demote you where you can't do more damage, i.e. support monkey.

HTH

[vetran]

Who hired him? If it was you then you are a poor judge of talent, this usually means you are talent less yourself. But wait you already have deemed him not good enough before letting him complete his project. You are impatient and you prejudge people. I would fire you or demote you where you can't do more damage, i.e. support monkey.

HTH

you realise this is a Parody thread?

MF is today's Biatch!