Mumsnet linky - ok own up DH is a Winker

[rhubarb]

as I walked in h leapt out of the bed like there'd beef an explosion

The whole post sounds like utter bollocks. If I was mid-wank I would NOT jump out of bed. Far easier to hide what you're doing if you're covered by a duvet!

[vetran]

I've read it now and am almost entirely baffled by the entire post. Her typos are quite funny though:

as I walked in h leapt out of the bed like there'd beef an explosion

Nothing worse than a Beef Explosion, Mitch's missus would complain and pop him on a diet!

[MaryPoppins]

The whole post sounds like utter bollocks. If I was mid-wank I would NOT jump out of bed. Far easier to hide what you're doing if you're covered by a duvet!

Well, quite! She claims to have serviced herself 'now & again' and mentions his aversion to sex toys, an awful lot. I feel a bit sorry for him.

But now I'm completely addicted to mumsnet.

[OwlHoot]

Bored of Wail links, mumsnet it is:

My H is a ****** .... in more ways than one! | Mumsnet Discussion

So who is it?

Are the women being fair? (he was put on short rations and tried his best not to upset her).

Is the man being fair?

Should they just get dirty and go for it?

Should she dump him?

I notice there seem to be a few guys posting on Mumsnet. Is that proper?

Somehow it feels like walts and wanabbes posting on ARSSE, for example, when they've never been near an army barracks in their lives.

[vetran]

Well, quite! She claims to have serviced herself 'now & again' and mentions his aversion to sex toys, an awful lot. I feel a bit sorry for him.

But now I'm completely addicted to mumsnet.

must step away from mumsnet................................

[d000hg]

Maybe we should try to make our site inaccessible to outsiders with acronyms too.

SY is a bw, etc.

Although on further reflection, it's going to look like we're all very coarse whenever we talk about MarillionFan.

[MaryPoppins]

I notice there seem to be a few guys posting on Mumsnet. Is that proper?

Somehow it feels like walts and wanabbes posting on ARSSE, for example, when they've never been near an army barracks in their lives.

Well, er - what about Dads? Generic dads, stay at home dads?

[mudskipper]

what's with all this 'forbid' stuff ?

does anyone here 'forbid' things ? sounds a bit crap to me that does

Yeah, it's an odd one.

Mate of mine is only "allowed" to watch one footie match a week. It's like he's a kid or summat.

[mudskipper]

Wot's an EA?

[MaryPoppins]

Wot's an EA?

I think it stands for affair somehow - extra marital affair? I could check the abbrevs list as posted by Nick but I'm a lazy fecker