I'm going to go and scramble some eggs

[EternalOptimist]

I'm glad I got back before these puns descended even feather into silliness.

you left us cooped up here

[d000hg]

These are starting to stick in my craw.

[Pondlife]

I'm glad I got back before these puns descended even feather into silliness.

No point strutting around getting all ruffled about it.

[MaryPoppins]

You crack me up, d000hg

[d000hg]

Fancy a coddle MP?

[mudskipper]

Fancy a coddle MP?

You won't get the chicks like that.

[EternalOptimist]

struggling to work in a 'cock a doodle do' into a 'any cock ll do' joke


but I seriously dont want the handbagging

[MaryPoppins]

Fancy a coddle MP?

Yeah. I want to make a joke about something being hard boiled, but am too tired to form it.

[d000hg]

struggling to work in a 'cock a doodle do' into a 'any cock ll do' joke


but I seriously dont want the handbagging

I'm struggling how to get my soldier into a runny egg, so to speak.

Seems we're all spent.

[Mich the Tester]

You nasty lot, you've poached Doogie's thread.