1. Contracting
    1. General
      1. Brexit
    2. Business / Contracts
      1. Coronavirus Assistance
    3. Accounting / Legal
      1. Umbrella Companies
      2. HMRC Scheme Enquiries
      3. The Future of Contracting
      4. IR35 Reform
    4. Technical
    5. Welcome / FAQs
  2. Social
    1. Light Relief
    2. Social / Events
  • Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Reply to: I'm going to go and scramble some eggs

Collapse

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "I'm going to go and scramble some eggs"

Collapse
  • MaryPoppins
    replied
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Yes, we've overegged it somewhat.
    DAMN IT I could have said that!

    Leave a comment:

  • d000hg
    replied
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    This thread's gone far un oeuf
    Yes, we've overegged it somewhat.

    Leave a comment:

  • MaryPoppins
    replied
    Given I'm googling 'egg puns' I'd say it has, aye. I should be cooking.

    Leave a comment:

  • mudskipper
    replied
    This thread's gone far un oeuf

    Leave a comment:

  • mudskipper
    replied
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Balls, I copied your yoke
    FTFY

    Leave a comment:

  • MaryPoppins
    replied
    Balls, I copied your joke

    Leave a comment:

  • MaryPoppins
    replied
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Should he shell out for choccies?
    I'm not into all that, it's a bit of a shell out. I'm free fryday, he can do me then.

    Leave a comment:

  • mudskipper
    replied
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    You're eggstremely welcome.
    Should he shell out for choccies?

    Leave a comment:

  • MaryPoppins
    replied
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post


    I'm hatching a plot to get into MP's nest.
    You're eggstremely welcome.

    Leave a comment:

  • d000hg
    replied
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Anyone got laid yet?


    I'm hatching a plot to get into MP's nest.

    Leave a comment:

  • FiveTimes
    replied
    I might have to go for a nap now - Im eggshausted

    Leave a comment:

  • FiveTimes
    replied
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    OK, moony side up.
    doogh - I think you should start making your way to the eggs-it

    Leave a comment:

  • mudskipper
    replied
    Anyone got laid yet?

    Leave a comment:

  • d000hg
    replied
    OK, moony side up.

    Leave a comment:

  • MaryPoppins
    replied
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Come here and lie down sunny side up.
    Sod off, you're not fertilising me

    Leave a comment:

Advertisers

  1. Contracting
    1. General
      1. Brexit
    2. Business / Contracts
      1. Coronavirus Assistance
    3. Accounting / Legal
      1. Umbrella Companies
      2. HMRC Scheme Enquiries
      3. The Future of Contracting
      4. IR35 Reform
    4. Technical
    5. Welcome / FAQs
  2. Social
    1. Light Relief
    2. Social / Events
Working...
X