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Anyone ever seen anyone with genital mutilation?
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and as if by magic
Man Cuts Off His Own Testicles, Bursts Into Essex Church Preparing For Wedding
A man cut off his own testicles and burst into an Essex church just as the vicar and a florist were preparing for a couple's wedding.
Reverand Bob Wallace of All Saints Church, told the Huffington Post UK: “Somebody came into the church having self harmed outside.Comment
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Technically, Prince Alberts and phallongs (sp?) and God knows what ironmongery people attach is a form of genital mutilation.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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You haven't been to the Flying Scotman pub in Kings x?Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostAnyone seen or met anyone -doctor,nurse, dustbin woman, mp, it contractor who has had her genitals mutilated?
No? I thought not. It is just a few politicians looking to make political gain from something that hardly happens to anyone, fuelled of course by the media.Comment
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I don't think rubbing it until it bleeds really counts, that's self-inflicted.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFFS leave me out of thisOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Are you that bird that said she wanted me to give her genitals a good going over?Originally posted by Jeebo72 View PostYou haven't been to the Flying Scotman pub in Kings x?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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I was thinking much the same myself...Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIs this thread about Old Hack's plums?Comment
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