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Previously on "Anyone ever seen anyone with genital mutilation?"
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Are you that bird that said she wanted me to give her genitals a good going over?Originally posted by Jeebo72 View PostYou haven't been to the Flying Scotman pub in Kings x?
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You haven't been to the Flying Scotman pub in Kings x?Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostAnyone seen or met anyone -doctor,nurse, dustbin woman, mp, it contractor who has had her genitals mutilated?
No? I thought not. It is just a few politicians looking to make political gain from something that hardly happens to anyone, fuelled of course by the media.
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Technically, Prince Alberts and phallongs (sp?) and God knows what ironmongery people attach is a form of genital mutilation.
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and as if by magic
Man Cuts Off His Own Testicles, Bursts Into Essex Church Preparing For Wedding
A man cut off his own testicles and burst into an Essex church just as the vicar and a florist were preparing for a couple's wedding.
Reverand Bob Wallace of All Saints Church, told the Huffington Post UK: “Somebody came into the church having self harmed outside.
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Does having my genitals being huge count as mutilation? Or just fantasy.....
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Yep.
For the life of me I cannot remember how the conversation came up, but she told me how it had been done to her, but her parents had then decided against doing it to her younger sister.
It does happen.
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According to my wife there is a lot of "FGM" in the borough that she works in.Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostAnyone seen or met anyone -doctor,nurse, dustbin woman, mp, it contractor who has had her genitals mutilated?
No? I thought not. It is just a few politicians looking to make political gain from something that hardly happens to anyone, fuelled of course by the media.
It isn't media fiction.
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Ee-I-ee-I-o.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIs this thread about Old Hack's plums?
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FFS leave me out of thisOriginally posted by DodgyAgent View PostAnyone seen or met anyone -doctor,nurse, dustbin woman, mp, it contractor who has had her genitals mutilated?
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