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Previously on "Anyone ever seen anyone with genital mutilation?"

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Is this thread about Old Hack's plums?
    I was thinking much the same myself...

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post
    You haven't been to the Flying Scotman pub in Kings x?
    Are you that bird that said she wanted me to give her genitals a good going over?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    FFS leave me out of this
    I don't think rubbing it until it bleeds really counts, that's self-inflicted.

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  • Jeebo72
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Anyone seen or met anyone -doctor,nurse, dustbin woman, mp, it contractor who has had her genitals mutilated?
    No? I thought not. It is just a few politicians looking to make political gain from something that hardly happens to anyone, fuelled of course by the media.
    You haven't been to the Flying Scotman pub in Kings x?

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  • OwlHoot
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    Technically, Prince Alberts and phallongs (sp?) and God knows what ironmongery people attach is a form of genital mutilation.

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  • vetran
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    and as if by magic

    Man Cuts Off His Own Testicles, Bursts Into Essex Church Preparing For Wedding


    A man cut off his own testicles and burst into an Essex church just as the vicar and a florist were preparing for a couple's wedding.

    Reverand Bob Wallace of All Saints Church, told the Huffington Post UK: “Somebody came into the church having self harmed outside.

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  • zoco
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    Yes, me. After I caught me jolly bag in me zip

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Swollen because your wife has leapt up and down on them wearing stilettos does indeed count as a damn good night in.
    FTFY

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Does having my genitals being huge count as mutilation? Or just fantasy.....
    Swollen because your wife has leapt up and down on them wearing stilettos does indeed count as mutilation.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Does having my genitals being huge count as mutilation? Or just fantasy.....

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  • rhubarb
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    Yep.
    For the life of me I cannot remember how the conversation came up, but she told me how it had been done to her, but her parents had then decided against doing it to her younger sister.
    It does happen.

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  • Scrag Meister
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Anyone seen or met anyone -doctor,nurse, dustbin woman, mp, it contractor who has had her genitals mutilated?
    No? I thought not. It is just a few politicians looking to make political gain from something that hardly happens to anyone, fuelled of course by the media.
    According to my wife there is a lot of "FGM" in the borough that she works in.

    It isn't media fiction.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Is this thread about Old Hack's plums?
    Ee-I-ee-I-o.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Anyone seen or met anyone -doctor,nurse, dustbin woman, mp, it contractor who has had her genitals mutilated?
    FFS leave me out of this

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  • mudskipper
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    Is this thread about Old Hack's plums?

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