A friend of mine was perusing a porn site, and came across (no pun intended) a share with twitter/Facebook button. Word of warning, never stay signed into your twitter account/Facebook account whilst engaging in left handed mouse activity.
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"You can't climb the ladder of success, with your hands in the pockets"
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What is this p0rn you speak of?Originally posted by No2politics View PostA friend of mine was perusing a porn site, and came across (no pun intended) a share with twitter/Facebook button. Word of warning, never stay signed into your twitter account/Facebook account whilst engaging in left handed mouse activity.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Your dad, some masking tape & a chicken.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostWhat is this p0rn you speak of?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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What are three things needed to keep MrsMF satisfied?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYour dad, some masking tape & a chicken.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Chocolate, wine & a weeks worth of Eastenders.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostWhat are three things needed to keep MrsMF satisfied?
Now back to you dad. So how long has he wanted to visit Old Hacks farm, ee-i-ee-i-o.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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What was he(?) doing with his right hand thenOriginally posted by No2politics View PostA friend of mine was perusing a porn site, and came across (no pun intended) a share with twitter/Facebook button. Word of warning, never stay signed into your twitter account/Facebook account whilst engaging in left handed mouse activity.
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FFS You are pretty quick on the uptake aren't you?Originally posted by BigRed View PostWhat was he(?) doing with his right hand then
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yeah right!Originally posted by No2politics View PostA friend of mine
has your friend noticed the monitor needs to be moved further away so he can see it?Comment
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You could say that he had a date with madam palm and her 5 lovely daughters!Originally posted by BigRed View PostWhat was he(?) doing with his right hand then
"You can't climb the ladder of success, with your hands in the pockets"
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As Vic Reeves (doesn't) says I really don't want to see those fingers.Originally posted by No2politics View PostYou could say that he had a date with madam palm and her 5 lovely daughters!merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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