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Previously on "Twitter and porn"

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  • FiveTimes
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    Isn't that why "privacy mode" was introduced ?

    Switching to that or incognito mode logs you out of facebook/twitter

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  • KentPhilip
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    Or run your browser in a sandbox such as Sandboxie - Sandbox software for application isolation and secure Web browsing
    I've visited the most ferociously dangerous sites, and never caught anything permanent...

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  • No2politics
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    Originally posted by Wanderer View Post
    A mate of mine recommends a VMware virtual machine running Linux for "researching" sites which carry a high risk of malware....
    Despite posting on an it contracting forum I actually have no it skills. Would that solution involve me typing from the command line every time I want to do anything.

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  • Wanderer
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    Originally posted by No2politics View Post
    A friend of mine was perusing a porn site, and came across (no pun intended) a share with twitter/Facebook button. Word of warning, never stay signed into your twitter account/Facebook account whilst engaging in left handed mouse activity.
    A mate of mine recommends a VMware virtual machine running Linux for "researching" sites which carry a high risk of malware....

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by No2politics View Post
    You could say that he had a date with madam palm and her 5 lovely daughters!
    As Vic Reeves (doesn't) says I really don't want to see those fingers.

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  • No2politics
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    Originally posted by BigRed View Post
    What was he(?) doing with his right hand then
    You could say that he had a date with madam palm and her 5 lovely daughters!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by No2politics View Post
    A friend of mine
    yeah right!

    has your friend noticed the monitor needs to be moved further away so he can see it?

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by BigRed View Post
    What was he(?) doing with his right hand then
    FFS You are pretty quick on the uptake aren't you?

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  • BigRed
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    Originally posted by No2politics View Post
    A friend of mine was perusing a porn site, and came across (no pun intended) a share with twitter/Facebook button. Word of warning, never stay signed into your twitter account/Facebook account whilst engaging in left handed mouse activity.
    What was he(?) doing with his right hand then

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    What are three things needed to keep MrsMF satisfied?
    Chocolate, wine & a weeks worth of Eastenders.

    Now back to you dad. So how long has he wanted to visit Old Hacks farm, ee-i-ee-i-o.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Your dad, some masking tape & a chicken.
    What are three things needed to keep MrsMF satisfied?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    What is this p0rn you speak of?
    Your dad, some masking tape & a chicken.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by No2politics View Post
    A friend of mine was perusing a porn site, and came across (no pun intended) a share with twitter/Facebook button. Word of warning, never stay signed into your twitter account/Facebook account whilst engaging in left handed mouse activity.
    What is this p0rn you speak of?

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  • No2politics
    started a topic Twitter and porn

    Twitter and porn

    A friend of mine was perusing a porn site, and came across (no pun intended) a share with twitter/Facebook button. Word of warning, never stay signed into your twitter account/Facebook account whilst engaging in left handed mouse activity.
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