Mercedes CLS shooting brake

[bobspud]

You stupid man, Mercedes would never give 0% credit, you're pissing into the wind again and lying. You will lose, in 4 years, the best part of 60-65k if you truly have spunked £80k on an SL350. If you did get 0%, you would have had to have put down a massive deposit anyway; the best I can see is 50%, and that's not a Merc. Best of all, you would have paid list too.

You really are dumber, than the dumbest thing I know. I have had my GL since 2009. I paid £25 ish. Its now worth £13-14k and the yearly service has been around £500-600. You lost more than that as you signed the purchase agreement Your car will never, ever be as comfortable, or as useful, as mine. People will also think you're a hairdresser, a left footer; someone who bats for the opposite team.

I can see one on Autotrader now. 3.5 years old, £17,350. Almost £65k in 3.5 years. Magic. You bought a car that haemorrhages money. Go you

The cooking version. I bet you got it debadged, as you were ashamed to get the lowliest model

You wouldn't know what Mercedes can do for you in terms of offers to serious punters. You can't afford to walk into a main dealership.

I hope your wifes not as ugly as your taste in cars

[sasguru]

I hope your wifes not as ugly as your taste in cars

He fancies his wife's aunt, by his own admission. Nuff said.

[Old Hack]

You wouldn't know what Mercedes can do for you in terms of offers to serious punters. You can't afford to walk into a main dealership.

I hope your wifes not as ugly as your taste in cars

Oh, but you see, I do, was in one 8 weeks ago when they tried to rope me into a new ML. It was actually quite amusing looking at them manipulate the figures into looking like I was getting a good deal, until I pointed out how much they were charging. I know a good deal more than you do BS, and you aint getting 0% from a Merc dealer, you just aren't. Sorry, but I know you're lying, again.

I hope your boyfriend isn't as stupid as you.

[Old Hack]

He fancies his wife's aunt, by his own admission. Nuff said.

Well that's true, but you also said you weren't that bright by your own admission.

My wife's aunty is hot, like my wife. What's your excuse?

[AtW]

What is this thread all about?

I seem to have stumbled on CUK for 14 year olds "my dads car is faster than your dads car".

Oh Dear™

No wonder Bob is winning the IT war.

[sasguru]

Well that's true, but you also said you weren't that bright by your own admission.

No I said I wasn't particularly bright. It's all relative. Compared to you I'm a fooking genius, as you've proved on this thread with page after page of dull, insipid, pedantic, teenage crap of no interest to 99.9% of the congregation.
Pull yer head from out of your arse for a minute.

[AtW]

No I said I wasn't particularly bright.

FFS, don't interfere - let them sort each other out in a fair fight!

[sasguru]

FFS, don't interfere - let them sort each other out in a fair fight!

I'm off to do some work. I did get my morning laff from this thread though ...

[DimPrawn]

How's your new car BTW?

[Mich the Tester]

How's your new car BTW?