Mercedes CLS shooting brake

[sasguru]

Ah, you see, copying people isn't clever, or witty sas. But then again, you did admit you weren't all that bright the other day didn't you. I guess I should come to expect it.

Let's leave that to the congregation to decide shall we?

[Old Hack]

Let's leave that to the congregation to decide shall we?

I think we already did

[bobspud]

Haha, so you bought the cooking version, and added extras? So you're going to lsoe even more money. Now that really marks you out as the really stupid one, amongst the idiots.

GL's a fine looking vehicle, and 3 times the car you've bought, and I didn't pay a dealer net for it, like a chump.

Not interested in top trumps, yet all you do is quote 0-62 figures? And now you've bought one, but yesterday you hadn't. You're a complex man aren't you.

I could afford one with what's in my current account, but you see, I am not that dense, that I would go to a dealer, and buy off him a brand new Merc. He was even giggling at your stupidity; you lost, if you are telling the truth, 16k driving out of the showroom. If you've had it 6 months, add another 15k to that. In 3 years, it will be worth no more than 24k. That's almost a £20k a year loss. Even MF isn't as stupid as that. I could have bought a flat for that, that yielded me 6% and, as it would appear, appreciate in value.

You really are the dumbest of the dumb

Simply Saab - Saab Specialists

There you go then a nice cheap second hand AMG for you to have wet dreams over.

I keep pointing it out but you are such a twat you don't get it. "I Did not buy a CLS I looked at it while buying an SL" Yes its going to lose a fortune but so will buying a 4 year old car then replacing that with another 4 year old banger down the road.

I was clever because I too have the money to buy it out of my bank holding but Mercedes have been very kind enough to give me 4 years of interest free credit making it a zero sum game. I get to keep my money around to invest if I want and still have a car on my door step thats fast (well at least 2 seconds faster than anything you own) and comfortable.

[Old Hack]

Simply Saab - Saab Specialists

There you go then a nice cheap second hand AMG for you to have wet dreams over.

I keep pointing it out but you are such a twat you don't get it. "I Did not buy a CLS I looked at it while buying an SL" Yes its going to lose a fortune but so will buying a 4 year old car then replacing that with another 4 year old banger down the road.

I was clever because I too have the money to buy it out of my bank holding but Mercedes have been very kind enough to give me 4 years of interest free credit making it a zero sum game. I get to keep my money around to invest if I want and still have a car on my door step thats fast (well at least 2 seconds faster than anything you own) and comfortable.

You stupid man, Mercedes would never give 0% credit, you're pissing into the wind again and lying. You will lose, in 4 years, the best part of 60-65k if you truly have spunked £80k on an SL350. If you did get 0%, you would have had to have put down a massive deposit anyway; the best I can see is 50%, and that's not a Merc. Best of all, you would have paid list too.

You really are dumber, than the dumbest thing I know. I have had my GL since 2009. I paid £25 ish. Its now worth £13-14k and the yearly service has been around £500-600. You lost more than that as you signed the purchase agreement Your car will never, ever be as comfortable, or as useful, as mine. People will also think you're a hairdresser, a left footer; someone who bats for the opposite team.

I can see one on Autotrader now. 3.5 years old, £17,350. Almost £65k in 3.5 years. Magic. You bought a car that haemorrhages money. Go you

The cooking version. I bet you got it debadged, as you were ashamed to get the lowliest model

[sasguru]

What is this thread all about?

I seem to have stumbled on CUK for 14 year olds "my dads car is faster than your dads car".

Oh Dear™

No wonder Bob is winning the IT war.

WHS.

[Old Hack]

WHS.

Go back to your wet dreams about a Daihatsu Copen, or that plastic pile of tulipe the GT86.

Stupid boy.

[Old Hack]

Here, BS, how about you stick this in the window of your new money sink:

[sasguru]

Go back to your wet dreams about a Daihatsu Copen, or that plastic pile of tulipe the GT86.

Stupid boy.

You're going to die of a stroke long before you achieve your dreams to become a chicken-farmer, at this rate.
Very sad.

[Old Hack]

You're going to die of a stroke long before you achieve your dreams to become a chicken-farmer, at this rate.
Very sad.

Oh dear, is that it? That the lot? The sadness, is someone purporting to be who they aren't, on a website, they've admitted they're addicted to.

Now that is genuinely sad.

Remember Sas, I haven't posted for about 4 weeks. I have nothing better to do now, as I am sat in bed, with a broken leg, and fractured elbow. What's your excuse? Haven't you got some valuable, massive, famous client somewhere who wants to pay you masses of money to do some stats now? I am sure you said yesterday you had some work to do, so go and do it, don't waste your life here.

[DimPrawn]

Go back to your wet dreams about a Daihatsu Copen, or that plastic pile of tulipe the GT86.

Stupid boy.

Come on, I can't think of a more fitting car for our sassy.