I have to look after a group of children and keep them entertained while the grown ups have their fun.
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Childrens' Prty Games
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LSD?Originally posted by Chunk View PostI have to look after a group of children and keep them entertained while the grown ups have their fun.Comment
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O pressed submit to quickly!
Normally I do Isn't it funny why a bear likes honey or turn myself into a cop car and chase them around going woo woo woo!
I think I need something new...Comment
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Now then, now then! Keep it clean!Originally posted by amcdonald View PostA game of freckles should keep them amusedComment
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Blindfolded milk the cow
J.SavilleHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Balloons. Lots and lots of balloons and teach them the wonders of static electricity by demonstrating why like particles repel when charing the hairs on ones head with a balloon.
Keeps my little one entertain for ages."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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FTFY.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostBalloons. Lots and lots of balloons and teach them the wonders of static electricity by demonstrating why like particles repel when charing the hairs on ones head with a balloon.
Keeps my little one smiling at the old fart in that 'just humor him' kind of way.
Buy them Nerf guns. Sorted.Comment
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