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Previously on "Childrens' Prty Games"

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by Chunk View Post
    I have to look after a group of children and keep them entertained while the grown ups have their fun.
    That just sounds so wrong......

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by bobspud View Post
    Thanks for that. You got me kicked out of bed for pissing myself laughing at three am this morning

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    ...my eldest was perched on top of a semi...I blame the parents
    I thought we had moved on from Jimmy Saville jokes?

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Wanderer View Post
    Bouncy castle for them and a slab of beer for you. Sorted.
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    +1
    I had a bouncy castle in the garden for daughters 4th birthday - the boys (as they do) took great delight in switching the inflating fan on and off causing the castle to rise and fall - my eldest was perched on top of a semi deflated castle wall when the fan was switched back on causing him to fall off from quite a height.. watched him fall head first onto the ground & was convinced he'd broke his neck

    I blame the parents

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Wanderer View Post
    Bouncy castle for them and a slab of beer for you. Sorted.
    +1

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  • Wanderer
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    Bouncy castle for them and a slab of beer for you. Sorted.

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  • bobspud
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    chocolate hunt. hide a shed load of quality st / heroes / whatever around the house. send them all off with a cup/bowl... when they've done that and counted up who found the most - send them off to hide them for the adults.

    you'll be finding chocolate for years.
    Either that or taking the family dog to the pet cemetery inside the week

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  • DS23
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    chocolate hunt. hide a shed load of quality st / heroes / whatever around the house. send them all off with a cup/bowl... when they've done that and counted up who found the most - send them off to hide them for the adults.

    you'll be finding chocolate for years.

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  • bobspud
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Blindfolded milk the cow

    J.Saville
    Thanks for that. You got me kicked out of bed for pissing myself laughing at three am this morning

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by Chunk View Post
    I have to look after a group of children and keep them entertained while the grown ups have their fun.
    What age groups are we talking about ?


    You could get a pinata and let them wack the living daylights out of it.

    Musical bumps and statues are great

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Balloons. Lots and lots of balloons and teach them the wonders of static electricity by demonstrating why like particles repel when charing the hairs on ones head with a balloon.

    Keeps my little one smiling at the old fart in that 'just humor him' kind of way.
    FTFY.

    Buy them Nerf guns. Sorted.

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  • scooterscot
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    Balloons. Lots and lots of balloons and teach them the wonders of static electricity by demonstrating why like particles repel when charing the hairs on ones head with a balloon.

    Keeps my little one entertain for ages.

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  • Troll
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    Blindfolded milk the cow

    J.Saville

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    A game of freckles should keep them amused
    Now then, now then! Keep it clean!

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  • amcdonald
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    A game of freckles should keep them amused

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