What do you talk to old gits about

[Mich the Tester]

So there's the OP's answer. Why do old gits spend so much doe on crap kit to look stupid.

It's a male psychology approach to getting fit. Ride a big old granny bike with shopping attachments and you won't mind going slowly. Ride a serious race bike and wear all the lycra and you'll feel a right wally going slowly, hence you go fast and get fitter.

[Dallas]

If you are going to be sat on it : in my worst case for up to 9 and a half hours and then knock out a marathon - it had better be comfortable or I can send you some nice linkies to saddle sores

[Mich the Tester]

If you are going to be sat on it : in my worst case for up to 9 and a half hours and then knock out a marathon - it had better be comfortable or I can send you some nice linkies to saddle sores

reminder for shopping list;

[vetran]

reminder for shopping list;

This is the best:

CARREFOUR BABY LOTION MILK RELAXING 500ML

[oracleslave]

i cant let this go unexplained:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/adamo-saddle...adamo%20saddle

I have one of those. Used it on London to Paris charity ride.

[OwlHoot]

The topics of punched cards and disk drums can be relied on to animate old gits in IT, sometimes for hours.

[eek]

The topics of punched cards and disk drums can be relied on to animate old gits in IT, sometimes for hours.

I was hoping for a topic that wouldn't also send me to sleep....

[OwlHoot]

I have one of those. Used it on London to Paris charity ride.

I know what that split is for - Some of those racing cyclists don't stop to wee

[BrilloPad]

I know what that split is for - Some of those racing cyclists don't stop to wee

Its a tough skill to get. I finally managed it on Enduroman in June. Was very tough the entire race - but I persevered and did a huge one on the last lap.

I have to use baking soda on the shoes though.

Also at enduroman on lap 23(of 24) on gthe run course one of the double ladies was taking her 1-piece lycra suit off as I turned a corner. I screamed and she put it back on. I pointed out there was a toilet 50m away and she said "I could not wait that long". I reckon she gets her kicks from weeing in public....

[SueEllen]

Its a tough skill to get. I finally managed it on Enduroman in June. Was very tough the entire race - but I persevered and did a huge one on the last lap.

I have to use baking soda on the shoes though.

Also at enduroman on lap 23(of 24) on gthe run course one of the double ladies was taking her 1-piece lycra suit off as I turned a corner. I screamed and she put it back on. I pointed out there was a toilet 50m away and she said "I could not wait that long". I reckon she gets her kicks from weeing in public....

The last time I heard a man scream was when he saw a spider in his bedroom. I had to go and remove it for him.