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What do you talk to old gits about
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Women's norks. Works when I talk to myself.Originally posted by eek View PostSo first day in a new contract and i'm sat next to one of those ancient health freak nutters (with a dodgy knee) who rabbits on about the youth of today and how we are all a waste of space. Worse he clearly cycled or ran to the office this morning and has not showered.
Can anyone give me some things to talk about as it like talking to my senile parents..McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Tell him this:
Exercise is bad for you.
It's true, like any piece of equipment the more frequently it's used the sooner it reaches it fatigue life distribution.
Professional athletes do damage to themselves much sooner than many of us would."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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