Originally posted by Dallas
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No place for water sports?
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Originally posted by Dallas View Postwe can make this more efficient:
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buy a dogmerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by Dallas View Postwe can make this more efficient:
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buy a dog
Anyway, why did you pass up the chance with that director who used to oggle you in the gym?
BP
PS MrsBP got a marriage offer in 1985(shje was 18) from a Texan who was worth hundreds of millions of dollars - he was a rancher. 35 and inherited from his father. MrsBP was vuisiting her father who was a fireman at some airport on the Isle of Man. Rather stupidly she turned him down as she did not love him!!Comment
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Ah, yes:
A lot of the toilets here (men's that is) have these:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
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Originally posted by Dallas View Postwe can make this more efficient:
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buy a dogComment
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Originally posted by centurian View PostStep 2 needs to occur in order for step 3 to become valid - a unit test failure
he just needs to die
then I can buy a dogComment
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Originally posted by Dallas View PostI don't need to spend his cash for him to die
he just needs to die
then I can buy a dogmerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by eek View PostDon't you think that be revealing this plan if and when it occurs the police may be a bit dubious and investigate?Comment
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