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That's a male fantasy."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Thats what they said about Belle de Jour.Originally posted by cojak View PostThat's a male fantasy.
What I find scary is the number of women who have fantasies about rape. Unbelievable.Comment
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Top 5 female fantasies:
- Marry a rich man
- Spend all his money
- He dies of heart attack after reading the credit card statement
- Marry another rich man
- Go to 2.
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FTFYOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostThats what they said about Belle de Jour.
What I find scary is the number of women who admit to having fantasies about rape. Unbelievable.
Pretty sure you wouldn't find men being so honest.Comment
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Inefficient, at step 4 can goto 1...Originally posted by petergriffin View PostTop 5 female fantasies:
- Marry a rich man
- Spend all his money
- He dies of heart attack after reading the credit card statement
- Marry another rich man
- Go to 2.
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Its a good point - men are far less communicative.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostFTFY
Pretty sure you wouldn't find men being so honest.
But when I was on Guardian talk website 10 years ago there were alot of women going on about their rape fantasies. Enough to make me concerned that a casual male reader might be inclined to try rape. I am sure some were trolls but quite a few were site regulars I had met in real life.
Thankfully MrsBP has never asked for anything like that. She sticks with ordinary stuff - gimp mask and root vegetables.Last edited by BrilloPad; 1 September 2013, 15:23.Comment
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It is?!?!?Originally posted by cojak View PostThat's a male fantasy.
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WE all know you are more interested in SCAT....Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIt is?!?!?
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we can make this more efficient:Originally posted by petergriffin View PostTop 5 female fantasies:
- Marry a rich man
- Spend all his money
- He dies of heart attack after reading the credit card statement
- Marry another rich man
- Go to 2.
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