Advice please

[amcdonald]

Cunningly hide some claymores on his desk, he might get the hint then

[MaryPoppins]

Got a co-worker (only works 2 days a week mind, looks like something out of the Wonga ads) and he sits there all day tapping and drumming his fingers on his desk.

Driving me but I'm too polite to say anything.

Any inventive ways of solving this?

Why?

Try 'That's incredibly irritating.' with a direct level 3 MaryP glare.

[SimonMac]

Got a co-worker (only works 2 days a week mind, looks like something out of the Wonga ads) and he sits there all day tapping and drumming his fingers on his desk.

Driving me but I'm too polite to say anything.

Any inventive ways of solving this?

Don't worry about it as by the time she is in next you would have been canned anyway

[Mich the Tester]

Do try and play along now

Why?

Try 'That's incredibly irritating.' with a direct level 3 MaryP glare.

KUATB

The sensible approach has already been rejected.

[Mich the Tester]

Send Zeity a PM and ask if he'll lend you his 'mallet of understanding'.

[SimonMac]

Meat cleaver

Two alternatives;

- Superglue on the desk

- Nitro-glycerine on the desk

Which would give you the bigger laugh?

"please stop drumming your fingers on the desk - its annoying"

Or you could escalate. Or resign - just as you were bringing the project back from the brink and making it a success.....

A thin layer of treacle the surface of the desk

Cunningly hide some claymores on his desk, he might get the hint then

I think you are all fixating on the wrong aspect of this problem, why not cut Suitys ears off? Burst his ear drums? Fill his ear with cement? etc so he can no longer here the irritation, other ways to ignore the irritation can be found here

[eek]

I didn't say who should have the meat cleaver but it would be a quick solution as suity would be asked to leave the building by security.

[BrilloPad]

I think you are all fixating on the wrong aspect of this problem, why not cut Suitys ears off? Burst his ear drums? Fill his ear with cement? etc so he can no longer here the irritation, other ways to ignore the irritation can be found here

Can't we chop off suitys' fingers so we no longer have to put up with his posts?

[BrilloPad]

Available at very reasonable cost.

How much to borrow the anal probe? Or are you still trying to retrieve it from the lustee?

[bobspud]

Why not get some headphones that drown him out?