Advice please

[EternalOptimist]

'Thats a nice beat you have there, you were a drummer in a band weren't you ?
I can tell. Rock band was it ? yes I thought so. Did you ever lose the beat when someone shoved a stapler up yer @rse?'

[fullyautomatix]

This needs adding to Suity Thread template first before being approved to come in General.

[ThomasSoerensen]

Nail him to a tree with copper nails.

[MarillionFan]

Got a co-worker (only works 2 days a week mind, looks like something out of the Wonga ads) and he sits there all day tapping and drumming his fingers on his desk.

Driving me but I'm too polite to say anything.

Any inventive ways of solving this?

Does he keep talking about the drums?

[aussielong]

Give up now

For f****s sake, in the time it took you to post this drivel, you could of stood up, said "whoa! You know what happened to Barry
Manilow dont you?"..

He says "no"

You say "exactly!"... Boom!


You are a total weakling


I would crush you like a fickjnv coke can if you were playing in my team

[OwlHoot]

I can think of something more effective than treacle.

Picric acid?

Bit harsh, but will cure this guy's tapping in no time, when each tap sounds like a gunshot

[scooterscot]

I'd nearly forgot about polite Britishness!

You know this English lass, she's new to town, I say's to her "morning beautiful" (something about my accent in the morning makes deeper than usual), I then said "Ah, is that a little Britishness coming through?" as her cheeks turned to full rose.

So cute.

[Churchill]

I would suggest you ask the relevant person to stop.

What I wouldn't do is whinge like a bitch on an IT Contractors forum.

[AtW]

What I wouldn't do is whinge like a bitch on an IT Contractors forum.

This place is full of permies now - whinge all yer want

[Churchill]

This place is full of permies now - whinge all yer want

Permies? FFS, this place really has gone downhill!