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Then she pulled her skirt back down and ran off?Originally posted by scooterscot View PostI'd nearly forgot about polite Britishness!
You know this English lass, she's new to town, I say's to her "morning beautiful" (something about my accent in the morning makes deeper than usual), I then said "Ah, is that a little Britishness coming through?" as her cheeks turned to full rose.
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:O)Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostI cringed on your behalf reading that
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I was a total girl and sat there suffering in silence. I've made enough of a fuss about the PM, slack project management and lack of discipline, I didn't want to rock the boat still further so I pussied out.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo come on Suity! What solution did you pick?

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I cringed on your behalf reading thatOriginally posted by scooterscot View PostI'd nearly forgot about polite Britishness!
You know this English lass, she's new to town, I say's to her "morning beautiful" (something about my accent in the morning makes deeper than usual), I then said "Ah, is that a little Britishness coming through?" as her cheeks turned to full rose.
So cute.
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I would suggest you ask the relevant person to stop.
What I wouldn't do is whinge like a bitch on an IT Contractors forum.
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I'd nearly forgot about polite Britishness!
You know this English lass, she's new to town, I say's to her "morning beautiful" (something about my accent in the morning makes deeper than usual), I then said "Ah, is that a little Britishness coming through?" as her cheeks turned to full rose.
So cute.
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Picric acid?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI can think of something more effective than treacle.
Bit harsh, but will cure this guy's tapping in no time, when each tap sounds like a gunshot
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Give up now
For f****s sake, in the time it took you to post this drivel, you could of stood up, said "whoa! You know what happened to Barry
Manilow dont you?"..
He says "no"
You say "exactly!"... Boom!
You are a total weakling
I would crush you like a fickjnv coke can if you were playing in my team
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Does he keep talking about the drums?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGot a co-worker (only works 2 days a week mind, looks like something out of the Wonga ads) and he sits there all day tapping and drumming his fingers on his desk.
Driving me
but I'm too polite to say anything.
Any inventive ways of solving this?
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It did sound a bit rapey

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