Horse feed at the office

[KentPhilip]

A rather amusing incident at the office just now I thought I would recount.
You know that people often bring in cakes, biscuits and things to go at the end of the desk for people to eat, well today was no exception, and there was a bowl of savory nibbles to feed on.
I took a bite, and it really didn't taste very nice. Oh well it must be some crappy health-food type thing.
The originating packet was there, so I read the label. Eucalyptus. Hmmm I guess that might have some health benefits.

Until I saw the picture of the horse on the packet


It turned out to be a new Ukrainian bird who has recently started at the company.

[Platypus]

The Ukrainian bird is a horse ?

[Platypus]

The Ukrainian bird had been dessicated, diced and hidden in a packet of horse feed

[Platypus]

A packet of horse feed, masquerading as a Ukrainian bird, successfully applied for a job and has begun working at ClientCo ?

[Platypus]

Ukrainian birds taste of eucalyptus ?

[Pondlife]

A packet of horse feed, masquerading as a Ukrainian bird, successfully applied for a job and has begun working at ClientCo ?

Neigh, but I have this nagging feeling he's just going to equine on about it.

TAXI!

[Mich the Tester]

Neigh, but I have this nagging feeling he's just going to equine on about it.

TAXI!

Nope, I don't think this thread will go on furlong.

[KentPhilip]

The Ukrainian bird had bought the horse feed thinking it was a bag of sweets. Don't ask..

[Mich the Tester]

The Ukrainian bird had bought the horse feed thinking it was a bag of sweets. Don't ask..

You only know that because she tweeted it.

[Pondlife]

Nope, I don't think this thread will go on furlong.

Hopefilly not. I was marely pointing out the potential for this gelding out of hand.