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    #21
    This threads going on a bit.

    I think this may go on for days, but that's just a haunch.

    Why did the leave the packet so near to the M&Ms, that's the real equestrian.

    This is probably a tall tail.

    Then again, food is food, why look a gift horse in the mouth?

    Or should you beware trojans bearing gifts?

    This girl with the gifts, would Mitch? Bareback?

    This thread is not of your normal pedigree, chum.

    Don't encourage this girl, she might stick to you like glue.

    What a mare of a problem.

    Is she a practical joker, or one trick pony?

    You're such a donkey for falling for it.

    In "hind' sight you should have known.

    If you put on weight eating these snacks, and are going to the gym can her come along?

    Did these snacks have added shergar?

    I think you have to look at this each way, and then you'll be out in front, but only by a nose.

    Gotta run, my stop is here!
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      This threads going on a bit.

      I think this may go on for days, but that's just a haunch.

      Why did the leave the packet so near to the M&Ms, that's the real equestrian.

      This is probably a tall tail.

      Then again, food is food, why look a gift horse in the mouth?

      Or should you beware trojans bearing gifts?

      This girl with the gifts, would Mitch? Bareback?

      This thread is not of your normal pedigree, chum.

      Don't encourage this girl, she might stick to you like glue.

      What a mare of a problem.

      Is she a practical joker, or one trick pony?

      You're such a donkey for falling for it.

      In "hind' sight you should have known.

      If you put on weight eating these snacks, and are going to the gym can her come along?

      Did these snacks have added shergar?

      I think you have to look at this each way, and then you'll be out in front, but only by a nose.

      Gotta run, my stop is here!


      And have a banana

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        #23
        Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
        The Ukrainian bird had bought the horse feed thinking it was a bag of sweets. Don't ask..
        Bad mistake - she should have bought you some pig feed instead...

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          #24
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          Bad mistake - she should have bought you some pig feed instead...
          Meanwhile, in a paddock somewhere in Kent, a horse is going loopy after buzzing on too many M&M's




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            #25
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            Bad mistake - she should have bought you some pig feed instead...
            That would have been an improvement on the works canteen

            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            Meanwhile, in a paddock somewhere in Kent, a horse is going loopy after buzzing on too many M&M's
            Funny you should say that, the bowl into which she poured the feed contained m&m's.

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              #26
              Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post


              Funny you should say that, the bowl into which she poured the feed contained m&m's.
              <cough>
              well, I dont mean to brag, but you know. When you have been around as long as I have, you learn a lot about Ukranian birds, horses and M&Ms.


              least said, soonest mended



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