Reply to: Horse feed at the office

[EternalOptimist]

Funny you should say that, the bowl into which she poured the feed contained m&m's.

<cough>
well, I dont mean to brag, but you know. When you have been around as long as I have, you learn a lot about Ukranian birds, horses and M&Ms.


least said, soonest mended

[KentPhilip]

Bad mistake - she should have bought you some pig feed instead...

That would have been an improvement on the works canteen

Meanwhile, in a paddock somewhere in Kent, a horse is going loopy after buzzing on too many M&M's

Funny you should say that, the bowl into which she poured the feed contained m&m's.

[EternalOptimist]

Bad mistake - she should have bought you some pig feed instead...

Meanwhile, in a paddock somewhere in Kent, a horse is going loopy after buzzing on too many M&M's

[AtW]

The Ukrainian bird had bought the horse feed thinking it was a bag of sweets. Don't ask..

Bad mistake - she should have bought you some pig feed instead...

[KentPhilip]

This threads going on a bit.

I think this may go on for days, but that's just a haunch.

Why did the leave the packet so near to the M&Ms, that's the real equestrian.

This is probably a tall tail.

Then again, food is food, why look a gift horse in the mouth?

Or should you beware trojans bearing gifts?

This girl with the gifts, would Mitch? Bareback?

This thread is not of your normal pedigree, chum.

Don't encourage this girl, she might stick to you like glue.

What a mare of a problem.

Is she a practical joker, or one trick pony?

You're such a donkey for falling for it.

In "hind' sight you should have known.

If you put on weight eating these snacks, and are going to the gym can her come along?

Did these snacks have added shergar?

I think you have to look at this each way, and then you'll be out in front, but only by a nose.

Gotta run, my stop is here!

And have a banana

[suityou01]

This threads going on a bit.

I think this may go on for days, but that's just a haunch.

Why did the leave the packet so near to the M&Ms, that's the real equestrian.

This is probably a tall tail.

Then again, food is food, why look a gift horse in the mouth?

Or should you beware trojans bearing gifts?

This girl with the gifts, would Mitch? Bareback?

This thread is not of your normal pedigree, chum.

Don't encourage this girl, she might stick to you like glue.

What a mare of a problem.

Is she a practical joker, or one trick pony?

You're such a donkey for falling for it.

In "hind' sight you should have known.

If you put on weight eating these snacks, and are going to the gym can her come along?

Did these snacks have added shergar?

I think you have to look at this each way, and then you'll be out in front, but only by a nose.

Gotta run, my stop is here!

[darmstadt]

Maybe the OP is hoping the young filly will give him a piece of tail or maybe just a hand-gallop? But beware, too much bucking in the saddle and you'll end up at the knackers...

[RedSauce]

Unless they're neighbores no doubt

KP was on my ignore list

[amcdonald]

You're not allowed to use the same pun twice..

Unless they're neighbores no doubt

[MarillionFan]

You're not allowed to use the same pun twice..

Why the long face?

[KentPhilip]

I just hope I don't get the trots..

Stuff like that can really give you the trotts

You're not allowed to use the same pun twice..

[RedSauce]

I do hope you are ok KP.
If you start to feel a bit funny and gallop off down the street tonight, let me know and I will put a fiver on you for the 15:00 hurdles at Kempton tomorrow

Stuff like that can really give you the trotts

[EternalOptimist]

A rather amusing incident at the office just now I thought I would recount.
You know that people often bring in cakes, biscuits and things to go at the end of the desk for people to eat, well today was no exception, and there was a bowl of savory nibbles to feed on.
I took a bite, and it really didn't taste very nice. Oh well it must be some crappy health-food type thing.
The originating packet was there, so I read the label. Eucalyptus. Hmmm I guess that might have some health benefits.

Until I saw the picture of the horse on the packet


It turned out to be a new Ukrainian bird who has recently started at the company.

I do hope you are ok KP.
If you start to feel a bit funny and gallop off down the street tonight, let me know and I will put a fiver on you for the 15:00 hurdles at Kempton tomorrow

[KentPhilip]

Especially if we get simultaneous bird and horse related puns; we'll be on a wing and a prayer and saddled with this crap so long it'll become a full six day event.

A CUK thread lasting for 6 days? I't have to be a really crap thread for that to happen.

Now I need to canter off to lunch

[Mich the Tester]

Hopefilly not. I was marely pointing out the potential for this gelding out of hand.

Especially if we get simultaneous bird and horse related puns; we'll be on a wing and a prayer and saddled with this crap so long it'll become a full six day event.