Bongo Bongo land

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I heard that geezer on the radio, he's a quality nutter in that great British Tradition - he was hilarious. It was pretty funny that he accused David Cameron of picking the pockets of UK pensioners - like he isn't.

[TheFaQQer]

Turns out that Bongo Bongo Land doesn't get any aid after all - We don’t get any aid, says president of Bongobongoland

[CoolCat]

As Alan Clarke used to say Bongo Bongo land starts once you get past Dover. Given the billions we pay to the common agricultural policy to subsidise farmers in the rest of Europe I think that counts.
To say nothing of the so called aid we pour into India for it to buy more nuclear weapons, spacecraft, and aircraft carriers with.

[Mich the Tester]

Turns out that Bongo Bongo Land doesn't get any aid after all - We don’t get any aid, says president of Bongobongoland

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Those drums aren't bongos, they're either Nigerian talking drums or Djembes, but I can't see the bottom half of them so I can't be sure. Bongos aren't from Africa, but from Cuba, which doesn't recieve aid from Britain either AFAIK.

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[KentPhilip]

Well they play bongo drums in Africa, so why not bongo bongo land?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bongo_drum

[sasguru]

To say nothing of the so called aid we pour into India for it to buy more nuclear weapons, spacecraft, and aircraft carriers with.

They buy all those things with just £280 million? Feck me, they must be deal-doing geniuses.

Britain&rsquo;s £280 million aid to India will be scrapped - Telegraph

You are a fooking cretin.

[Mich the Tester]

Well they play bongo drums in Africa, so why not bongo bongo land?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bongo_drum

Yeah, they play electric guitars there as well, so why not electric guitarland?

[Mich the Tester]

They buy all those things with just £280 million? Feck me, they must be deal-doing geniuses.

Britain&rsquo;s £280 million aid to India will be scrapped - Telegraph

You are a fooking cretin.

You really need to try and imagine the world of a UKIP MEP in Brussels because that's the sort of world where this happens. First, push a syringe into your head and suck out at least 500ml of the grey sludge inside. Then refill the syringe with some heavy Belgian beer and re-inject. Then go back to your luxury taxpayer funded appartment and watch some interracial porno films to get an idea of what your wife's doing back home in your mock tudor cottage and reinforce your simple minded ideas of how the rest of the world lives. Once you've finished that, open your mouth in the presence of journalists and be amazed at what comes out.

[CoolCat]

They buy all those things with just £280 million? Feck me, they must be deal-doing geniuses.

Britain&rsquo;s £280 million aid to India will be scrapped - Telegraph

You are a fooking cretin.

now now

youre not including all the hidden aid to India, the uncapped ICT work visas we give them, the tax dispensations we give their big organisations here, the intellectual property we invented which they have been given, and so on

[doodab]

Turns out that Bongo Bongo Land doesn't get any aid after all - We don’t get any aid, says president of Bongobongoland

Bongobongoland sits between Liberia and the Ivory Coast and was a British colony until 1959. When it was granted independence everyone in Britain assumed the news reports referred to the entire African continent