are all around, what gives??!?!
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It's clearly a sign that we are in the last days. Rapture starts 2016 don't forget.
PS Didn't Reid say his new tough immigration controls will just about be in place by then? Wouldn't it be a hoot if the 2nd coming was aborted because they mistook de lawd for an illegal immigrant and booted him out again?Last edited by xoggoth; 26 July 2006, 20:18.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Thread stealer!!!!!
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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What about the fecking wasps!?!?!Originally posted by AtWare all around, what gives??!?!
And what is with their insatiable appetite for Magners cider?!?!?!
The dirty bastards....If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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No, he'd be given his Cardiff council house in no time... imagine the interview...Originally posted by xoggothIt's clearly a sign that we are in the last days. Rapture starts 2016 don't forget.
PS Didn't Reid say his new tough immigration controls will just about be in place by then? Wouldn't it be a hoot if the 2nd coming was aborted because they mistook de lawd for an illegal immigrant and booted him out again?
"Place of Birth?" Bethlehem.
"Bethnal Green?" Close enough.
"Occupation?" Carpernter... er, I mean Plumber...
"Ok, you're in" Wheres the dole office....?Vieze Oude Man
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Bugger the ants. I'm getting tons of grasshoppers and crickets in my living room hopping around everywhere and making that annoying noise. I've resorted to using hair spray on them (works wonders).Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...Comment
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Try hairspray with a lighter - voila, your own flame thrower.
Watch your curtains though, bugger to explain to the missus...If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Yeah I tried that - only thing was it made the room hotterOriginally posted by hyperDTry hairspray with a lighter - voila, your own flame thrower.
Watch your curtains though, bugger to explain to the missus...
There's a 4 legged spider walking around somewhere now.Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...Comment
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I think Chico would say "Ergo, Creationism".Originally posted by TheMonkeyThere's a 4 legged spider walking around somewhere now.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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