Reply to: Flying ants

[hyperD]

Was one riding a Pale Horse?

No, just a green one. Something to do with the translation from Greek to ye olde english...

[zeitghost]

You should all be beheaded.

Chico.

[Cowboy Bob]

Wouldn't it be a hoot if the 2nd coming was aborted because they mistook de lawd for an illegal immigrant and booted him out again?

If Jesus came to Earth today
They'd crucify him straight away
Upon a cross of MDF
And they'd use "No Need For Nails"

From "Upon Westminster Bridge" by Half Man Half Biscuit

[zeitghost]

I'm sure I saw four horseman riding around here as well... one of the horses had a load of flies buzzing around him

Was one riding a Pale Horse?

[hyperD]

I'm sure I saw four horseman riding around here as well... one of the horses had a load of flies buzzing around him

[Troll]

Bugger the ants. I'm getting tons of grasshoppers and crickets in my living room hopping around everywhere and making that annoying noise. I've resorted to using hair spray on them (works wonders).

Hmmm... war in the Holy Land, drought in temperate climes, and now plagues of grasshoppers,crickets & flying ants

again it is the prophecy... make peace with your God, we are all doomed™

[hyperD]

There's a 4 legged spider walking around somewhere now.

I think Chico would say "Ergo, Creationism".

[TheMonkey]

Try hairspray with a lighter - voila, your own flame thrower.

Watch your curtains though, bugger to explain to the missus...

Yeah I tried that - only thing was it made the room hotter

There's a 4 legged spider walking around somewhere now.

[hyperD]

Try hairspray with a lighter - voila, your own flame thrower.

Watch your curtains though, bugger to explain to the missus...

[TheMonkey]

Bugger the ants. I'm getting tons of grasshoppers and crickets in my living room hopping around everywhere and making that annoying noise. I've resorted to using hair spray on them (works wonders).

[mcquiggd]

It's clearly a sign that we are in the last days. Rapture starts 2016 don't forget.

PS Didn't Reid say his new tough immigration controls will just about be in place by then? Wouldn't it be a hoot if the 2nd coming was aborted because they mistook de lawd for an illegal immigrant and booted him out again?

No, he'd be given his Cardiff council house in no time... imagine the interview...

"Place of Birth?" Bethlehem.

"Bethnal Green?" Close enough.

"Occupation?" Carpernter... er, I mean Plumber...

"Ok, you're in" Wheres the dole office....?

[hyperD]

are all around, what gives??!?!

What about the fecking wasps!?!?!

And what is with their insatiable appetite for Magners cider?!?!?!

The dirty bastards....

[MarillionFan]

Thread stealer!!!!!

[zeitghost]

Power & glory next time, xogg.

No more of this turn the other cheek stuff...

[xoggoth]

It's clearly a sign that we are in the last days. Rapture starts 2016 don't forget.

PS Didn't Reid say his new tough immigration controls will just about be in place by then? Wouldn't it be a hoot if the 2nd coming was aborted because they mistook de lawd for an illegal immigrant and booted him out again?