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No, just a green one. Something to do with the translation from Greek to ye olde english...
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If Jesus came to Earth todayOriginally posted by xoggothWouldn't it be a hoot if the 2nd coming was aborted because they mistook de lawd for an illegal immigrant and booted him out again?
They'd crucify him straight away
Upon a cross of MDF
And they'd use "No Need For Nails"
From "Upon Westminster Bridge" by Half Man Half Biscuit
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Was one riding a Pale Horse?Originally posted by hyperDI'm sure I saw four horseman riding around here as well... one of the horses had a load of flies buzzing around him
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I'm sure I saw four horseman riding around here as well... one of the horses had a load of flies buzzing around him
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Hmmm... war in the Holy Land, drought in temperate climes, and now plagues of grasshoppers,crickets & flying antsOriginally posted by TheMonkeyBugger the ants. I'm getting tons of grasshoppers and crickets in my living room hopping around everywhere and making that annoying noise. I've resorted to using hair spray on them (works wonders).
again it is the prophecy... make peace with your God, we are all doomed™
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I think Chico would say "Ergo, Creationism".Originally posted by TheMonkeyThere's a 4 legged spider walking around somewhere now.
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Yeah I tried that - only thing was it made the room hotterOriginally posted by hyperDTry hairspray with a lighter - voila, your own flame thrower.
Watch your curtains though, bugger to explain to the missus...
There's a 4 legged spider walking around somewhere now.
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Try hairspray with a lighter - voila, your own flame thrower.
Watch your curtains though, bugger to explain to the missus...
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Bugger the ants. I'm getting tons of grasshoppers and crickets in my living room hopping around everywhere and making that annoying noise. I've resorted to using hair spray on them (works wonders).
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No, he'd be given his Cardiff council house in no time... imagine the interview...Originally posted by xoggothIt's clearly a sign that we are in the last days. Rapture starts 2016 don't forget.
PS Didn't Reid say his new tough immigration controls will just about be in place by then? Wouldn't it be a hoot if the 2nd coming was aborted because they mistook de lawd for an illegal immigrant and booted him out again?
"Place of Birth?" Bethlehem.
"Bethnal Green?" Close enough.
"Occupation?" Carpernter... er, I mean Plumber...
"Ok, you're in" Wheres the dole office....?
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What about the fecking wasps!?!?!Originally posted by AtWare all around, what gives??!?!
And what is with their insatiable appetite for Magners cider?!?!?!
The dirty bastards....
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Power & glory next time, xogg.
No more of this turn the other cheek stuff...
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It's clearly a sign that we are in the last days. Rapture starts 2016 don't forget.
PS Didn't Reid say his new tough immigration controls will just about be in place by then? Wouldn't it be a hoot if the 2nd coming was aborted because they mistook de lawd for an illegal immigrant and booted him out again?Last edited by xoggoth; 26 July 2006, 20:18.
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