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Normally you choose the one where the receptionist has the biggest norks.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Or the one that takes you furthest away from the noise makers aka familyOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostNormally you choose the one where the receptionist has the biggest norks.Coffee's for closersComment
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Mine triples checks all expenses and refuses many things that were acceptable when I was a permie because he can't be arsed to do the paperwork.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
Um - don't you work for yourself?merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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First of all have one of these
and then have one of these 
Take gig b. Gig a will involve you working with a bunch of hand-wringing, ineffectual f-wits who couldn't make a decision if their firstborn's life depended on it. Trust me on this.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Ambassador, with this quip you are really spoiling us.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIs this some parallel universe where demand for Suities outstrips supply of Suities?Comment
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Note, one of the clients hasn't met him yet.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIs this some parallel universe where demand for Suities outstrips supply of Suities?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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The other met him three times and hasn't spotted the potential issuesOriginally posted by d000hg View PostNote, one of the clients hasn't met him yet.
merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Awesomeness. You can't bottle it.Originally posted by eek View PostThe other met him three times and hasn't spotted the potential issues
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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They confirmed my suspicions. I formally turned them down yesterday. Today they followed me round like a jilted bunny boiler. Then they said they were going to counter offer.Originally posted by Zippy View PostFirst of all have one of these
and then have one of these 
Take gig b. Gig a will involve you working with a bunch of hand-wringing, ineffectual f-wits who couldn't make a decision if their firstborn's life depended on it. Trust me on this.
Then they came back and said they had withdrawn their offer
Erm, I turned you down.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Now all you need is gig B to bail on you because of your game playing and you're back to square one. I was joking when I said play one against the other.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThey confirmed my suspicions. I formally turned them down yesterday. Today they followed me round like a jilted bunny boiler. Then they said they were going to counter offer.
Then they came back and said they had withdrawn their offer
Erm, I turned you down.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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