One Interesting thing.

[Old Greg]

I've got an stomach ulcer that is killing me

That will be the bile.

[vetran]

I'd heard that but then again you don't make billions without being a bit tough

Why only half a chicken sandwich??????

I was working on one of his boats, he popped down to say hello to the female chef (I got the feeling his reputation as a ladies man comes from enjoying their company). she was worried he wasn't eating so made him a chicken sandwich he only wanted half and I was offered the other half (I was starving so accepted, also it made a cool story).

and like Tarzan & Nigel Hawthorne he most definitely feels larger in real life. There is a presence, sorry to say Phil Collins doesn't have that.

[Old Greg]

No fooking way, have you met her?? Got more fat rolls than Greggs.

Brillo spends all his time out training so he can avoid her. I just fancied a kip as I know he's never at home.

It sounds like Brillo and his missus were enjoying a night out, and you and suity both thought you were enjoying a night with Mrs Brillo.

[MyUserName]

I had that Boris Johnson in the back of me cab once...

Hope you used protection

[vetran]

My penis is exactly the same length as two Ikea pencils.


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I'm also banned from Ikea.

[formant]

My penis exactly the same length as two Ikea pencils.

Stacked horizontally?

[vetran]

Stacked horizontally?

who do you take me for, SAS??