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    #51
    I wanted to be a forensic pathologist.
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

    Norrahe's blog

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      #52
      I once overtook an Apache Gun Ship in my little KA on the M1
      Growing old is mandatory
      Growing up is optional

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        #53
        I wanted to be a harrier jump jet pilot but am too stupid.

        So now I pull plugs on banking systems and hope everything we did holds together.

        Overall probably have less damage impact as a pilot...?

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          #54
          I've got an stomach ulcer that is killing me

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            #55
            I got shot between the eyes by a .22 air rifle when I was 14, and the pellet is still in me 'ead
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            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #56
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              I got shot between the eyes by a .22 air rifle when I was 14, and the pellet is still in me 'ead
              Are you sure it was a .22 and not a 2.2?

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                #57
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Are you sure it was a .22 and not a 2.2?
                if it was a 2.2, it would have frazzled me brains and left me a gormless retard for life.


                ok, it's a fair cop



                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  if it was a 2.2, it would have frazzled me brains and left me a gormless retard for life.

                  ok, it's a fair cop

                  Interestingly, my best friend shot me in the leg with a .22 aged 18. Hit a bone, fractured and I had to be operated on to remove the 'Prometheus' bullet. Funniest part about it, was that he was an RMP at the time.

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                    #59
                    I gave Peter Buck my plectrum for an encore at an REM gig in 1985 after he'd given all his away.


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                      #60
                      I had that Boris Johnson in the back of me cab once...
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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