I wanted to be a forensic pathologist.
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I once overtook an Apache Gun Ship in my little KA on the M1Growing old is mandatory
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I wanted to be a harrier jump jet pilot but am too stupid.
So now I pull plugs on banking systems and hope everything we did holds together.
Overall probably have less damage impact as a pilot...?Comment
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I got shot between the eyes by a .22 air rifle when I was 14, and the pellet is still in me 'ead(\__/)
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Are you sure it was a .22 and not a 2.2?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI got shot between the eyes by a .22 air rifle when I was 14, and the pellet is still in me 'eadComment
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if it was a 2.2, it would have frazzled me brains and left me a gormless retard for life.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAre you sure it was a .22 and not a 2.2?
ok, it's a fair cop
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Interestingly, my best friend shot me in the leg with a .22 aged 18. Hit a bone, fractured and I had to be operated on to remove the 'Prometheus' bullet. Funniest part about it, was that he was an RMP at the time.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postif it was a 2.2, it would have frazzled me brains and left me a gormless retard for life.
ok, it's a fair cop

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I gave Peter Buck my plectrum for an encore at an REM gig in 1985 after he'd given all his away.
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I had that Boris Johnson in the back of me cab once...“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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