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    #61
    Originally posted by KaiserWilly View Post
    I've got an stomach ulcer that is killing me
    That will be the bile.

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      #62
      Originally posted by LisaContractorUmbrella View Post
      I'd heard that but then again you don't make billions without being a bit tough

      Why only half a chicken sandwich??????
      I was working on one of his boats, he popped down to say hello to the female chef (I got the feeling his reputation as a ladies man comes from enjoying their company). she was worried he wasn't eating so made him a chicken sandwich he only wanted half and I was offered the other half (I was starving so accepted, also it made a cool story).

      and like Tarzan & Nigel Hawthorne he most definitely feels larger in real life. There is a presence, sorry to say Phil Collins doesn't have that.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #63
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        No fooking way, have you met her?? Got more fat rolls than Greggs.

        Brillo spends all his time out training so he can avoid her. I just fancied a kip as I know he's never at home.
        It sounds like Brillo and his missus were enjoying a night out, and you and suity both thought you were enjoying a night with Mrs Brillo.

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          #64
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          I had that Boris Johnson in the back of me cab once...
          Hope you used protection
          "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

          https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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            #65
            My penis is exactly the same length as two Ikea pencils.


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            I'm also banned from Ikea.
            Last edited by vetran; 25 July 2013, 15:40.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #66
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              My penis exactly the same length as two Ikea pencils.
              Stacked horizontally?

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                #67
                Originally posted by formant View Post
                Stacked horizontally?
                who do you take me for, SAS??
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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