I see that HM the Queen is reduced to being driven around in a Bentley. How very common; they're footballers' cars. Obviously the demise of Daimler has forced her to lower her standards. Somebody should have words with Mr Tata about this.
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Spooky!Originally posted by mudskipper View PostGAL Giant Alien Lizard.
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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It's an anagram of Gorgeous Relaxed Alien
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Ah ****, so Zippys birthday is 22/7, George's is also 22/7 and as mine is too does that make me Bungle?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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I thought I was being clever when I thought it might be George, but upon checking Paddy Power had it down as 6/4 favorite.
So potentially we can have:
Charles III
William V
George VII
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Nope I'm Bungle too. Or I was on April 1st anyway. Sorry.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostAh ****, so Zippys birthday is 22/7, George's is also 22/7 and as mine is too does that make me Bungle?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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I'm trying to for get who i was April 1st!Originally posted by Zippy View PostNope I'm Bungle too. Or I was on April 1st anyway. Sorry.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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I think I changed my avatar that day ookOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostI'm trying to for get who i was April 1st!merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Oh well.
My 500-1 outside bet of Adolf Genghis Himmler Windsor didn't come off. What a waste of £100.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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