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    #91
    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    DimPrawn, the brand.

    Something fishy in the codebase? Shell out on the best!

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      #92
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Dim Prawn
      the Dunces Dunce

      when there's something strange
      in the treeview hood
      who you gonna call
      DunceBusters


      -EO Proud to be a dunce (like me 'at ?)
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #93
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Have you tried Baby-Oil?
        I'm game if you are
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #94
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          It doesn't matter how little you are paying, if they can't asnwer a simple question like this they aren't much use.
          Honestly, I now know that commodities is not for me. It has been 10 years since I used any tree structures or the likes. The kind of web development I do using ASP.NET et al is far off from these questions/requirements. I would have just admitted not knowing a lot about data structures since I have not worked with them for ages, and taken my leave. No point in wasting the interviewers time. That being said, XML manipulation is a completely different beast, esp. around XSLT, recursive traversal, XPath etc. i suck at writing regexes and recursions.
          I am Brad. I do more than the needful and drive the market rates up by not bobbing my head.

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            #95
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            Out of interest, do they actually need to know this stuff for the role? I stumbled my way through my technical interview for current gig dragging rusty stuff up from the darkest recesses of my brain and forgetting terminology and I've not done anything that remotely needs it in the gig - just basic crud + webforms stuff.
            Doodab is one of those twat interviewers that likes to ask questions for the hell of asking a tricky question to stump people and boost his oversized ego.

            If he even found a coder that could answer the question intelligibly, he or she would be the kind of black polo necked, theological debatey poncey pattern munching twunt that sits around all day arguing semantics while the under paid stuff doers crack on and cobble something together that vaguely passes the UAT tests.

            Doodab wants his prodigal child. Ahh bless.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #96
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Doodab is one of those twat interviewers that likes to ask questions for the hell of asking a tricky question to stump people and boost his oversized ego.
              Um, it's not a tricky question.

              Seriously, what is it with people here getting all offended when asked to show they know their stuff? You're earning more per day than anyone outside senior management, you prove you're worth it before I waste a single day's rate on you.

              Princesses!
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #97
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Um, it's not a tricky question.

                Seriously, what is it with people here getting all offended when asked to show they know their stuff? You're earning more per day than anyone outside senior management, you prove you're worth it before I waste a single day's rate on you.

                Princesses!
                It's a tulipty question as mudskipper pointed out.

                Start with a job spec, then build your interview questions around that. This is what the pros do.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  If he even found a coder that could answer the question intelligibly, he or she would be the kind of black polo necked, theological debatey poncey pattern munching twunt that sits around all day arguing semantics while the under paid stuff doers crack on and cobble something together that vaguely passes the UAT tests.
                  If he was I wouldn't hire him, because at the moment I'm the underpaid stuff doer and I seriously need the help. Still, better to soldier on than draft in some cowboys.
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    It's a stupid question.

                    "Doing something different with each leaf in turn". Doing the same something different? What sort of something? Does the something change the structure?
                    "collating the results" - what does that mean exactly? Why can't you just copy the original structure and change the new one? What's the purpose of the exercise?
                    Absolutely...

                    I would give up searching because the likelyhood of finding someone who can answer that question is NIl.
                    Last edited by BlasterBates; 17 July 2013, 18:17.
                    I'm alright Jack

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                      Originally posted by doodab View Post
                      If he was I wouldn't hire him, because at the moment I'm the underpaid stuff doer and I seriously need the help. Still, better to soldier on than draft in some cowboys.
                      Remove head from arse.

                      Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
                      Absolutely...

                      I would give up searching because you´re basically excluding most of the best Java programmers.

                      You´r looking exclusively for a good Java progranmer who solved that problem last week.

                      I would give up searching because the likelyhood of finding someone is NIl.
                      You're exclusively looking for someone who cuts java and doesn't mind tulip interview questions. I'd run a mile.
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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