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    #11
    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    I told them that I survive via regular blood transfusions…they never came back
    So basically you are a vampire aided and abetted by the NHS
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #12
      Originally Posted by MyUserName
      They don't come around to my house anymore, nor do Jehova Witnesses :-(

      I think they have given up as I am so happy to have someone to talk to that they cannot get away for ages.
      ftfy
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by eek View Post
        So basically you are a vampire aided and abetted by the NHS
        And a genetic mutant vampire at that
        Growing old is mandatory
        Growing up is optional

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          #14
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boo...ormon_(musical)

          From the South Park guys so thats all you need to know about the level its pitched at
          Is that the musical that insults the Prophet?

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            #15
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            They suffer from teetotalism.
            And they avoid caffeine, which means chocolate is out as well.

            Heed my words and heed them well CUK'ers. DO NOT GO TO A MORMON WEDDING RECEPTION.

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              #16
              Few years ago had a knock on my door by 2 young guys from I think Latter Day Saints or something like that. Normally I'd just not bother talking, but decided to have a chat - at the end of conversation I've asked how "thou shalt not kill" works if some intruders threatens life of the family... the response amusing: in their interpretation it's ok to kill the barsteward in such cases (self defense)

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                #17
                They've done lots of useful genealogy stuff.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  They've done lots of useless genealogy stuff.
                  FTFY

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                    #19
                    AtW I think the word "kill" is meant as "murder", hence war is fine and dandy too.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      AtW I think the word "kill" is meant as "murder", hence war is fine and dandy too.
                      IIRC, it doesn't specifically single out humans. I think murdering spiders is a no-no too.

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