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So basically you are a vampire aided and abetted by the NHSmerely at clientco for the entertainment -
ftfyOriginally Posted by MyUserName
They don't come around to my house anymore, nor do Jehova Witnesses :-(
I think they have given up as I am so happy to have someone to talk to that they cannot get away for ages.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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And a genetic mutant vampire at thatOriginally posted by eek View PostSo basically you are a vampire aided and abetted by the NHS
Growing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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Is that the musical that insults the Prophet?Originally posted by SimonMac View Posthttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boo...ormon_(musical)
From the South Park guys so thats all you need to know about the level its pitched atComment
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And they avoid caffeine, which means chocolate is out as well.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostThey suffer from teetotalism.
Heed my words and heed them well CUK'ers. DO NOT GO TO A MORMON WEDDING RECEPTION.
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Few years ago had a knock on my door by 2 young guys from I think Latter Day Saints or something like that. Normally I'd just not bother talking, but decided to have a chat - at the end of conversation I've asked how "thou shalt not kill" works if some intruders threatens life of the family... the response amusing: in their interpretation it's ok to kill the barsteward in such cases (self defense)
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AtW I think the word "kill" is meant as "murder", hence war is fine and dandy too.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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IIRC, it doesn't specifically single out humans. I think murdering spiders is a no-no too.Originally posted by d000hg View PostAtW I think the word "kill" is meant as "murder", hence war is fine and dandy too.Comment
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